By Olatunbosun Keji
A friend told me that an onion is the only foodstuff that can make you cry. I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He’s still crying ooo. I am shocked ooo.
You say relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam.
I fainted 5 times 2day when I Overheard One Ekiti Girl who said ”Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.” Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ”SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you”.
My dear shift let me faint again.
