The following conversation took place between Johnny and his Teacher. Teacher: what’s wrong? Johnny: our house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping, I say No…
Category: Riddles and Jokes
JOKES OF THE DAY
I was struggling with my biology practical when one slay queen asked, “please is earthworm a wild animal?” Chai, see gobe. Our lecturer has fainted, security officer has fainted too, we are now fainting according to our matric number. I’m …
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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up…
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kylie said, “Sean,…
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A Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the…
JOKES OF THE DAY
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is…
JOKES OF THE DAY
A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order. The lady begins…
JOKES OF THE DAY
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes…
JOKES FOR THE DAY
By Olatunbosun Keji A friend told me that an onion is the only foodstuff that can make you cry. I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He’s still crying ooo. I am shocked ooo. You say relationship…